On teachers day. A teacher was receiving gifts from her class. A boy whose father is a flourist gave the teacher a gift. The teacher asked "I can guess what this gift is, is it flowers". The boy replied "Yes, how did u know"? "JUst a lucky guess" the teacher said. Next a boy whose father Owns a perfume shop. THe teacher said again " I think i can guess what this is, is it perfume". The boy replied "Yes, how did u know? "Just a lucky guess". the teacher said again. Next a boy whose father sells vine. She saw that there was a leakage in the gift and that it was dripping. She took a drop by her finger and tasted it. She asked "Is it vine"? The boy answered "No" She took another taste and asked "Is it champagne"? The boy again said "No". 

The teacher gave up and asked "So what is it"?. The boy replied "IT'S A PUPPY".   

Teacher: What kind of liquid can't freeze?

Pupil: Hot water. 

There was a lady who was driving a car. She had driven 16 hous straight, and still had 6 hours left till she reached her destination. It was early in the morning she was very tired. She pulled over and started sleeping. Just when she was about to sleep a man jogging came to her and knocked at the window. He said "Sorry to wake u, but do u know the time". She replied "Yes, it's 8:15" The man thanked her and left. She put her head down and again just as she was about to sleep, another jogger came to her car and knocked at the window. He asked "Sorry to wake u do u know the time". She replied again "Yes, it's 8:19". She realized that she had parked her car in a jogging lane. Just then she saw another bunch of joggers comming. She stepped out of he car and stuck a poster on her car saying I don't know the time. She started sleeping. Again she heard a knock on her window. She shouted out "Can't u read I don't know the time". The man said "I want you to know that it is 8:30.   

What can you serve but not eat?

A tennis ball. by

What do chicken expect at the theatre?

Hentertainment.
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Why did the hand cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the secondhand shop. by

What do yoou call a man who owes money?

Bill. by

Did  you hear about the Frechman who hated snails?

He liked fast food. by

Why was the taxi driver lonely?

Our teacher talks of herself. Does yours?

Yes, but she doesn’t realize it, she thinks we’re actually listening