Drew And Jerry

        Once upon a time there were 2 brothers. They lived in a hotel named the Tipton. There names were Drew and Jerry. They usually cause a lot of trouble. The manager of the hotel doesn’t like them both. His name is Patrick.

        Drew and Jerry are coming out of their room, they here 2 men talking inside a room. They both go near the door and listen.

THE MEN SAY INSIDE THE ROOM:-

1^st man says “Come on we have to make a hit. We have to do something quick. Whatever we are doing now is going dead”. 2^nd man says “Whatever we do is going to be dead, we used to kill the people with are shows.

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         Drew and Jerry run away from there, and go downstairs to the lobby screaming. They tell one of the employees. Her name was named Madeline (she was very poor), that there are Hitmen in the hotel. The employee says “Yeah, you’re the last person I am going to believe. Last time you said there were aliens on the roof”. Drew said “Hey no one told us that Patrick hired a bee-exterminator.

The men come down with a big bag which they are dragging. Jerry whisper’s “That’s them they might be carrying a body in that bag”. Employee says “Oh come on, it can’t be”. The 1^st man said “Do you know any place we can burry this? 2^nd man added “Or a furnace where we can burn it”? All of them were taken aback. Jerry said “Maddie (Madeline) why don’t you draw a map to a furnace so that they can deposit whatever is in the bag”. Jerry was showing actions that he would open the bag.

Maggie agreed and started drawing a map. Drew was opening the bag. The men turned around and asked “What are you doing with our bag?” Drew and Jerry didn’t know what to say”. Just then the manager-Patrick walks in. He asks “What are you doing”? The men answered “They are opening our bag”. Drew and Jerry keep moving back and back. Finally they hit a lady and she fell down. Patrick apologized and gave her a free ticket for lunch.

Drew and Jerry started running around the lobby while Patrick chased them. While they were running they pushed down many people. Sophia (Drew and Jerry’s mom) comes down and stops the fight. The 1^st man asks Sophia “Are these your kids?” She answered “Are you cops”? “No” the men answered “Then yes” Sophia answered.

        The 1^st man said to the 2^nd man “Do you know what I’m thinking?” “Yeah, that we can fake one of the falls and get a free lunch” the 2^nd man said. “No, don’t you understand the two boys, fighting between the boys and the manager. This could make a great movie. ”Well it could“ the 2^nd man said.

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The men come down and say “We sold Drew and Jerry”. “Marvelous, I’ll get some balloons and lets party” Partick said.

    “No, No, No, we have made a movie of Drew and Jerry, and it’s gonna be produced in Hollywood” the men said. “So were going to be stars“ Patrick said. “Yeaah” every body said. “No, we will hire actors to play you” the men said. “Awwww” everybody said. “But, your welcome to come to Hollywood to watch the movie, you’ll be given a suite of your own” the men said again. “Yeaah” everybody said again. “But you’ll have to pay your own way there” the men said again. “Awwww” every body said again.

        Just then a very rich girl named Veronica, whose father owns the hotel said “We can all go in my private Jet”. “Yeaah” everybody said again. “But I’m all out of nuts” Veronica said.

Every body said ……... again. Patrick said “Oh I’m getting out of here, I can’t hear this nonsense”. “Yeaaaaaaaaaah” every body said again. “I heard that” Patrick.

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The Flight has just landed in Los Angelus. Maddie is very upset because the flight had lost her luggage. “Maddie says to Veronica “How could you loose someone’s luggage. It could never happen. “Well, the people checked your luggage, but they thought it was garbage, so they threw it out” Veronica answered. Every thing was sorted out when Veronica bought Maddie some new clothes.

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Drew, Jerry and Carey (their mother) are at the door of their suite. Carey says “I can’t wait to see our suite”. They opened the door, but they didn’t like what they could see, it looked exactly like the Tipton hotel.

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The actors of the play have just arrived. Patrick saw his actor. He said in a harsh voice “Him, he can’t possibly play me, I don’t like this one bit. The actor replied in an even harsher voice “I don’t like this”. “Very good, I like him” Patrick said. Maddie saw her actor and was filled with joy. She went up to her and said “You are so cool, wanna be friends”. The actor said “Sure”. And they both started talking and left. Carey saw her actor and said “She, she doesn’t look any thing like me”. Drew cut in between and said “Your, our mother, well I’m liking this play already”. Veronica saw her actor and said to the men “I’m a boy” The men answered “Well we wanted a relationship with you and the candy girl”. “But I would never date Maddie she’s poor and ugly” Veronica said Veronica’s actor added “I know, where did she those clothes, in the garbage”. Veronica said again “Oh, you are me, yeaah me”. And finally Drew and Jerry’s actors came running through the front door. Every one started giggling including Drew and Jerry when they saw them. Jerry said to both the boys “So, how old are you boys seven”. The boy’s answered “No, six”. Drew and Jerry looked at the both the men. They didn’t say anything they just looked away.

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The play is going on. But Drew and Jerry’s actors were making a lot of mistakes. So they decided to try using the real Drew and Jerry. They did quite well, and they were taken.

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        The play has just ended Maddie is talking to her actor. Maddie said “So, you wanna go out”? Her actor replied “No”. Maddie said again “But I thought we’re friends”. Her actor answered “I was acting, (she gave a small laugh just then and continued…) I’m good aren’t I”.

Maddie put her head down in sadness. Her actor said again “Oh, I didn’t mean it, I really do like you”. Maddie said in a happy voice “Really”? “No, I was acting again”. Her actor said. Her actor got up and went away and Maddie followed. Patrick was shouting at his actor saying “It’s not like this it’s not like that”. Veronica was saying the same as Patrick. Just then Sam (1 of the producers) came up to them and said “Let me show u something”. He took them outside the studio and said “Bye” and closed the door.

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    The play is going on. Jerry is very nervous and he keeps forgetting his lines. Finally they took a 5 minute break. Sam called out 2 ladies from the audience and asked them “What r your names”? 1^st lady said “I’m Maria” 2^nd lady said “I’m Diya”. Sam said again “So where r u ladies from”? Both of them said “Italy”. “Oh, so u have your own guitar” Sam said. “Yeah” both of them said again. Sam asked them again “Could u play us a song”? They agreed and started playing and singing. Backstage Drew and Jerry finished their talk and were ready to act. They came on stage and said “Were ready”. Sam replied “I’m sorry but we found some very talented girls Diya and Maria, they can sing and their from Italy”. Drew and Jerry walked backstage.

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    Maddie and Veronica wanted to meet Tom Cruise. So they pretended to be stunt girls. They were about to jump of a cliff. But finally they got to their senses and started walking away. Just then they overheard Tom cruise saying “Maybe I should kiss them at the ending”. The director agreed. Once they heard that they both jumped and fell onto the bed. They got a serious headache. The director came to them and said “That was really good but next time wait till I say action. The both started groaning.

They started fighting (acting). They had to fall in a pile of dirt and all sorts of other gross things and once they finished the stunts they bring in the real actors. Finally they had to fall in some cow dung and roll into the horses bathing water. Finally there came Tom cruise came just when he was about to kiss both of them. The director yelled “Cut, bring in the real actors”. Both of them said in shock “WHAT!!!” they ran and attacked the real actors and the director and threw both of them into the cow dung. They walked away happily

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    All of them have left the studio and gone to explore more of HOLLYWOOD

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